Two smashed beef patties, Hutcheson beer cheese, grated Isle of Mull cheddar and crispy potato rösti.
Decisions, decisions.
THE MENU.
THE MENUS, IN PRINT.
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Main menu
BEEF BURGERS
£10Served in toasted Freedom Bakery milk buns brushed with browned butter. Fries and sides sold separately. Gluten-free buns available at no extra charge.
The Late Night Takeaway
Two smashed beef patties, doner meat fried in garlic butter, roasted garlic mayo, Sriracha and chipotle and charred corn slaw.
Mac & Bacon Double Bypass
Two smashed beef patties, double American cheese, smoked streaky bacon and mac & cheese.
99 Problems But Beef Ain’t One
Two smashed beef patties, American cheese, animal sauce, roasted onions, ketchup, pickles and American mustard.
The Breakfast Burger
A smashed beef patty, square sausage, smoked streaky bacon, fried egg, crispy potato rösti, American cheese and animal sauce.
CHICKEN BURGERS
£10Served in toasted Freedom Bakery milk buns brushed with browned butter. Fries and sides sold separately. Gluten-free buns available at no extra charge.
Southern-Fried BBQ Chicken Burger
Crispy chicken fillet, bacon, Buckfast BBQ sauce, beer-battered onion rings, chipotle and charred corn slaw and shredded iceberg.
Salt & Chilli Chicken Burger
Crispy chicken fillet, salt & chilli chicken balls, curry mayo, curry sauce and chipotle and charred corn slaw.
MAC & CHEESE
£10Creamy macaroni cheese, finished with melted cheese and Isle of Mull cheddar. Make it your own with any of the add-ons below.
CHICKEN TENDERS
Regular £8 · Large £16Three or six southern-fried chicken tenders, with your choice of dip on the side.
Dips
Buckfast BBQ (VG) · Garlic butter (V) · Salt & chilli mayo (V) · Buffalo (VG) · Roasted garlic mayo (V) · Animal sauce (V)
NACHOS
Regular £8 · Large £16Tortilla chips, spiced beef, Hutcheson beer cheese, melted cheese, guacamole, salsa roja, roasted garlic mayo, jalapeños and spring onions.
SIDES
Skin-on Fries (VG)
£5.50Skin on, house seasoning, no fuss.
Curly Fries (VG)
£6House seasoning, via the scenic route.
Sweet Potato Fries (VG)
£6.50A little house seasoning. Sweet enough already.
Beer-Battered Onion Rings (VG)
£5.50Golden rings in crisp beer batter.
Mac & Cheese
£6Creamy macaroni cheese, finished with melted cheese and Isle of Mull cheddar.
ADD-ONS
Go Big
£2.50 eachExtra-smashed beef patty · Bacon · Doner meat · Salt & chilli chicken balls · Spiced beef mince · Lorne sausage · Stornoway black pudding · Haggis · Vegetarian haggis · Plant-based bacon
Load It Up
£1.50 eachAmerican cheese (V) · Mature cheddar (V) · Mull cheddar · Beer cheese sauce (V) · Mac & cheese (V) · Potato rösti (VG) · Onion rings (VG) · Roasted onions (VG) · Pickles (VG) · Jalapeños (VG) · Guacamole (VG) · Chipotle and charred corn slaw (V) · Fried egg · Potato scone
Sauces
£1.50 eachBuckfast BBQ (VG) · Roasted garlic mayo (V) · Salt & chilli mayo (V) · Buffalo (VG) · Animal sauce (V) · Curry mayo (V) · Curry sauce (VG) · Sriracha (VG)
SUNDAES
£7.50Vanilla soft serve, whipped cream and the following good decisions.
Hot Fudge Brownie (V)
Chocolate brownie and chocolate sauce.
Tunnock’s Caramel Wafer (V)
Tunnock’s Caramel Wafer, chocolate sauce and caramel sauce.
Pick ’N’ Mix (V)
Gelatine-free sweets, strawberry sauce and sprinkles.
Berry Compote (V)
Berry compote and fresh berries.
Vegetarian & vegan
VEG BURGERS
£10Served in toasted Freedom Bakery milk buns brushed with browned butter. Fries and sides sold separately. Gluten-free buns available at no extra charge.
Mature Cheddar Melt (V)
Moving Mountains patty, Hutcheson beer cheese, grated mature cheddar and crispy potato rösti.
The Late Night Takeaway (V)
Moving Mountains patty, vegetarian doner fried in garlic butter, roasted garlic mayo, Sriracha and chipotle and charred corn slaw.
Mac & Bacon Double Bypass (V)
Moving Mountains patty, plant-based bacon, American cheese and mac & cheese.
The Vegetarian Breakfast Burger (V)
Moving Mountains patty, vegetarian haggis, plant-based bacon, fried egg, crispy potato rösti, American cheese and animal sauce.
Animal Style (V)
Moving Mountains patty, American cheese, animal sauce, roasted onions, pickles and American mustard.
Southern-Fried BBQ Chicken Burger (V)
Crispy Quorn ChiQin strips, plant-based bacon, Buckfast BBQ sauce, beer-battered onion ring, chipotle and charred corn slaw and shredded iceberg.
Salt & Chilli Chicken Burger (V)
Crispy Quorn ChiQin strips with salt & chilli seasoning, curry mayo, curry sauce and chipotle and charred corn slaw.
VEG MAC & CHEESE
£10Creamy macaroni cheese, finished with melted mature cheddar. Make it your own with any of the add-ons below.
PLANT TENDERS
Regular £8 · Large £16Four or eight crispy Quorn ChiQin strips, with your choice of dip on the side.
Vegan dips
Buckfast BBQ (VG) · Buffalo (VG)
Vegetarian dips
Garlic butter (V) · Salt & chilli mayo (V) · Roasted garlic mayo (V) · Animal sauce (V)
NACHOS
Regular £8 · Large £16Tortilla chips, vegetarian haggis, Hutcheson beer cheese, melted cheese, guacamole, salsa roja, roasted garlic mayo, jalapeños and spring onions.
SIDES
Skin-on Fries (VG)
£5.50Skin on, house seasoning, no fuss.
Sidewinder Fries (VG)
£6House seasoning, via the scenic route.
Sweet Potato Fries (VG)
£6.50A little house seasoning. Sweet enough already.
Beer-Battered Onion Rings (VG)
£5.50Golden rings in crisp beer batter.
Mac & Cheese (V)
£6Creamy macaroni cheese, finished with melted mature cheddar.
ADD-ONS
Go Big
£2.50 eachExtra Moving Mountains patty (V) · Quorn ChiQin strips (V) · Plant-based bacon (V) · Veggie haggis (V) · Vegetarian doner (V)
Load It Up
£1.50 eachAmerican cheese (V) · Mature cheddar (V) · Beer cheese sauce (V) · Mac & cheese (V) · Potato rösti (V) · Onion rings (V) · Roasted onions (V) · Pickles (V) · Jalapeños (V) · Guacamole (V) · Chipotle and charred corn slaw (V)
Sauces
£1.50 eachBuckfast BBQ (V) · Roasted garlic mayo (V) · Salt & chilli mayo (V) · Buffalo (V) · Animal sauce (V) · Curry mayo (V) · Curry sauce (V) · Sriracha (V)
SUNDAES
£7.50Vanilla soft serve, whipped cream and the following good decisions.
Hot Fudge Brownie (V)
Chocolate brownie and chocolate sauce.
Tunnock’s Caramel Wafer (V)
Tunnock’s Caramel Wafer, chocolate sauce and caramel sauce.
Pick ’N’ Mix (V)
Gelatine-free sweets, strawberry sauce and sprinkles.
Berry Compote (V)
Berry compote and fresh berries.
Weekend brunch
BREAKFASTS
Saturday & Sunday · 10am–2pm
Full Breakfast
£14Smoked streaky bacon, square sausage, haggis, Stornoway black pudding, rösti, potato scone, beans, fried egg, grilled tomato, and buttered sourdough toast.
Veggie Breakfast
£14Plant-based bacon, vegetarian haggis, rösti, potato scone, beans, fried egg, grilled tomato, and buttered sourdough toast.
PANCAKES
£10Nutella & Banana
£10Fluffy pancakes, nutella, banana, vanilla soft serve, and chocolate sauce.
Biscoff & Dulce de Leche
£10Fluffy pancakes, biscoff spread, dulce de leche, vanilla soft serve & biscoff crumb.
Berry Compote
£10Fluffy pancakes, berry compote, fresh berries & vanilla soft serve.
BRUNCH
£10Smashed Avo on Toast
£10Smashed avocado, toasted sourdough, soft poached egg, togarashi, and lime.
Mac Benny
£10Toasted english muffin, mac & cheese, two poached eggs, and hollandaise.
Bennys
£10Toasted english muffin, two poached eggs, and hollandaise. Add topping: smoked streaky bacon · square sausage · haggis / veg haggis · Stornoway black pudding.
ADD TO ANY BRUNCH DISH
Meaty & veggie extras
£2.50 eachSmoked streaky bacon · Square sausage · Haggis · Veggie haggis · Black pudding · Plant-based bacon
Sides & sweet extras
£1.50 eachExtra egg · Potato rösti · Potato scone · Beans · Grilled tomato · Toast and butter · Smashed avocado · Mac & cheese · Hollandaise · Nutella · Banana · Berry compote · Maple syrup · Vanilla soft serve
Drinks
DRAUGHT
Served by the pint.
Tennent’s Lager
£5.904.0% ABV
Tennent’s Stout
£64.0% ABV
Lager 99
£4.703.4% ABV
Outcider
£54.0% ABV
Menabrea
£74.8% ABV
Mahou
£6.804.8% ABV
Modelo
£6.604.5% ABV
Furstenberg
£75.3% ABV
Innis & Gunn Lager
£6.804.6% ABV
Drygate Kelvin
£64.0% ABV
Drygate Gladeye
£6.805.2% ABV
Drygate Seven Peaks
£6.203.9% ABV
Weihenstephaner
£6.805.0% ABV
Guinness
£6.504.0% ABV
BOTTLES
Guinness W.I. Porter
£6.006% ABV
Asahi
£5.505% ABV
Peroni Gluten Free
£5.505% ABV
NON ALC
Guinness 0.0%
£60.0% ABV
Menabrea Zero
£5.500.0% ABV
WHITE WINE
175ml · 250ml · bottle.
Cullinan View Sauvignon Blanc
11.0% ABV
- 175ml
- £8.50
- 250ml
- £11.50
- Bottle
- £35.00
Corte Vigna Pinot Grigio
12.0% ABV
- 175ml
- £7.00
- 250ml
- £10
- Bottle
- £29.00
Corte Vigna Chardonnay
12.0% ABV
- 175ml
- £7.00
- 250ml
- £10
- Bottle
- £29.00
El Zondaz Verdejo Macabeo
12.0% ABV
- 175ml
- £6.50
- 250ml
- £9.50
- Bottle
- £28.00
Belle Perle Picpoul de Pinet
12.0% ABV
- 175ml
- £9.00
- 250ml
- £12.50
- Bottle
- £38.00
RED WINE
175ml · 250ml · bottle.
Luis Felipe Edwards Lot 2 Malbec
13.0% ABV
- 175ml
- £7.00
- 250ml
- £10.00
- Bottle
- £29.00
Corte Vigna Merlot Italia
11.0% ABV
- 175ml
- £7.00
- 250ml
- £10.00
- Bottle
- £29.00
Castillo Clavijo Rioja Tempranillo
12.5% ABV
- 175ml
- £7.50
- 250ml
- £10.50
- Bottle
- £30.00
Amodo Pinot Noir IGT Pavia 2016
13.0% ABV
- 175ml
- £8.00
- 250ml
- £11.00
- Bottle
- £33.00
Rebeland Shiraz Multi Vintage
13.0% ABV
- 175ml
- £9.50
- 250ml
- £12.50
- Bottle
- £37.00
ROSÉ & SPARKLING
175ml · 250ml · bottle.
Belvino Rose Pinot Grigio Rose
10.5% ABV · 75cl bottle
- 175ml
- £7.00
- 250ml
- £10.00
- Bottle
- £29.00
Vitelli Prosecco
£7.00 / £30.0011.0% ABV
RUM
25ml serve.
Brugal 1888
£6.5040% ABV
Bumbu
£640% ABV
Bumbu Cream
£4.5015% ABV
Havana
£5.303 / 7 / Especial / Spiced · 40% ABV
Kraken
£640% ABV
GIN
25ml serve.
Beefeater
£5.3040% ABV
Beefeater Pink Strawberry
£5.2537.5% ABV
Hendrick’s
£5.7541.4% ABV
Malfy
£6.30Lemon / Orange / Grapefruit · 41% ABV
Monkey 47
£6.6047% ABV
Tanqueray
£641.3% ABV
VODKA
25ml serve.
Absolut
£5.3040% ABV
Absolut Raspberri / Citron
£5.5040% ABV
Belvedere
£6.5040% ABV
Nemiroff
£6.5040% ABV
DIGESTIFS
25ml serve.
Cointreau
£5.3040% ABV
Disaronno
£4.7028% ABV
Frangelico
£5.5020% ABV
Limoncello
£5.5027% ABV
Sambuca
£538% ABV
WHISKY CORNER
By the 25ml.
Aberlour 12
£6.30Speyside · 40% ABV
The Dalmore 12
£11Highland · 40% ABV
The Dalmore 18
£36Highland · 40% ABV
Fettercairn 12
£6Highland · 40% ABV
The Glenlivet 12
£6.30Speyside · 40% ABV
Glenmorangie 12
£6Highland · 40% ABV
Highland Park 12
£6.30Highland · 40% ABV
Isle of Jura 12
£5.70Island · 40% ABV
Johnnie Walker Black
£6Blend · 40% ABV
Lagavulin 16
£8Islay · 40% ABV
The Macallan 12 Double Cask
£11Speyside · 40% ABV
The Macallan 18 Double Cask
£36Speyside · 43% ABV
The Singleton 12
£8Speyside · 40% ABV
COCKTAILS
By the can.
Absolut Raspberry Lemonade
£6.505% ABV
Malibu Rum & Pineapple
£6.505% ABV
Malibu Piña Colada Punch
£6.505% ABV
Malibu Strawberry Daiquiri
£6.505% ABV
SPRITZ
Spritzs? Spritzes?
Hugo Spritz
£10Lillet Blanc, St Germain, Prosecco, soda.
Aperol Spritz
£10Aperol, Prosecco, soda.
Passionfruit Spritz
£10Absolut Passionfruit, Passoa, Prosecco, soda.
SOFTS
By the can and bottle.
Pepsi
£3Original / Max
Irn-Bru
£3Original / Sugar-free
San Pellegrino
£3.50Lemon / Orange
London Essence
£3.50Tonic / Ginger beer / Ginger ale
Kids’ menu
MAIN MINI MEALS
£10All served with chips and a wee juice.
Beef Burger
With cheese if you please.
Chicken Burger
Crispy chicken in a toasted bun.
Chicken Nuggets
With ketchup for dipping.
Mac & Cheese (V)
Creamy, cheesy macaroni.
AFTERS
Add a sundae £4Vanilla soft serve topped with...
Hot Fudge Brownie (V)
Chocolate brownie and chocolate sauce.
Tunnock’s Caramel Wafer (V)
Tunnock’s Caramel Wafer, chocolate sauce and caramel sauce.
Pick ’N’ Mix (V)
Gelatine-free sweets, strawberry sauce and sprinkles.
Berry Compote (V)
Berry compote and fresh berries.
V = vegetarian · VG = vegan. Please speak to the team about allergies before ordering.